The City-State of Enzzeir Laminsr is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.326 billion Enzzeir Laminsrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Enzzeir Laminsrian economy, worth 26.0 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,802 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Enzzeir Laminsr's radio stations, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzzeir Laminsr's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enzzeir Laminsr is ranked 247,186^th in the world and 10,595^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 93.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.